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A blonde hämäläinen in Edinburgh.


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Happy joy

My beloved Zoe (the only person here who understands my Finnish hair) went missing some weeks ago, to my great distress. Today, I found her, and I’m getting a haircut! (If you could see me, you’d understand why this is so important.)

Also, even better, we’re going on a proper holiday tomorrow. Nine days on the beautiful (and rainy and midge-y, but nevermind) Isle of Skye.

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Our server works like a proper British IT system. I thought I’d posted the above yesterday, but guess not.

It’s just getting better. I haven’t seen M quite as happy as yesterday for a long while: he went shopping for whisky, which alone does wonders for him, but with a little help from various discounts he ended up getting £70 worth of lovely tipples for £35, plus a free miniature. You should have seen his face.

Also, the haircut is lovely (Ms’s comment: “It’s short”), the LoveBus is packed and ready for action, and all I need to do now is finish an afternoon of work. I won’t even look at a computer for the next nine days, my mobile I might look at but chances are there will be no reception. Bye-bye, wish us luck!

Tomorrow we’ll be driving through Harry Potter country:


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Ylisopeutunut

Unohtui raportoida mennä viikolta nolohko tapaus. Olin sopinut suomalaisten kanssa lounastreffit puoli kahdeksitoista. Kaksikymmentä vaille tuli viesti treffikaverilta, jotta ovatko he oikeassa paikassa. Olivat, mutta minä istuin vallan tyytyväisenä työpöydän ääressä, kun minusta treffit olivat tietysti vasta puoli yksi. Minulla meni vuoden verran sen opetteluun, että ‘half twelve’ tarkoittaa puolta tuntia yli kaksitoista, eli suomeksi puoli yksi. Nyt on vissiin mennyt liian hyvin perille. Olen kuulemma ihan liian britti.

Sitä paitsi, kuka ihme syö lounasta ennen yhtä? Varmaan jotkut oudot raukat, jotka joutuu menemään ennen yhdeksää töihin.

Pitäisi oikeastaan kirjoittaa näppis sauhuten yliopistohommia. Motivoin itseäni laittamalla kuvan yliopiston juhlasalista McEwan Hallista, jossa järjestetään kaikki valmistumistilaisuudet:

Tarina kertoo, että salin rakennutti rikas perhe, jonka vesa ei oikein edistynyt opinnoissaan, pitääkseen yliopiston tyytyväisenä ja joustavana. Vesa oli vain sen verran tunari, että ei silti ikinä valmistunut, ja perhe meni konkurssiin rakennuskustannusten takia.


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Haista home

Laskin lopulta yhteen yksi plus yksi: [Olen ollut epätavallisen kovasti sairaana tänä kesänä] + [Kesäkuussa aloitin työt vanhassa, kylmässä ja kosteassa rakennuksessa, jossa haisee home] = Duh.

Hauskaa. Viihdyn tässä työpaikassa erinomaisen hyvin ja tulevaisuus vaikuttaa lupaavalta. Toisaalta, olen ollut hometautikierteessä ennenkin, eikä se nyt oikein mahtuisi suunnitelmiin kahden työpaikan ja opiskelun seuraksi.

Voiko homeelta suojata itseään jotenkin, jos pahantekijärakennusta ei ole mahdollista vältellä eikä remontoida?

Edellisestä homekämpästä oli sentään komiat maisemat:


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Just splendid

We live nearby the National Croquet Centre. I’ve often admired / wondered at it and its very civilized-looking people in white, but now I got to have a go. A bit like a cross between pool and miniature golf, with better manners and drinks.

Lizzie - game on. She may look sweet, but she played a vicious game!

Lizzie - game on. She may look sweet, but she played a vicious game!

The fascinating gear room.

The fascinating gear room.

Allan getting serious.

Allan getting serious.

A genuine moment in the game. According to the fellow who knew how to actually play, this sort of thing does not tend to happen.

A genuine moment in the game. According to the fellow who knew how to actually play, this sort of thing does not tend to happen.

Pimm's and lemonade with cucumber on the well manicured lawn. Splendid.

Pimm's and lemonade with cucumber on the well-manicured lawn. Feeling positively sophisticated, chaps.


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Working the weekend

We spent Saturday night in the Office Party, celebrating M’s birthday. It was a risk; reviews ranged from “a contender for the best show of the Fringe 2008” to “this was just embarrassing”, not forgetting the rather intriguing “probably the least intellectually taxing thing at the Fringe”. Further, the idea was to go with a bunch of mates, but the night sold out so quickly in the end it was just me and M – a very tired, grumpy M, who doesn’t go for audience participation even on the best of times.

But lo and behold! We had an absolutely amazing time. Cheap white wine, line-dancing (to Abba!), tacky decorations, acrobatics, a pole-dancer (brilliant), ginger strippers, cheesy music, American CEO (who M thought sounded strangely familiar from his work), a great big conga line, cheap white wine (but Fair Trade), team-building exercises, warm vodka. All together now: “Let the tension oooooout… Let the loving iiiiiiin…” (Our mantra in the Corporate Social Responsibility department)

Consequently, Sunday was a bit of a risk as well; hill-walking and tourist-guiding. But that turned out lovely, too.

First, Ben A’an. Since the ascent had been tried and tested on a pregnant woman (well done Sanna), we thought it safe to take Eero’s mum. In the end she pretty much outclimbed us. Once again, the views from the top were worth it.

Loch Katrine (with Shep, and Ben Nevis somewhere in the clouds):

It’s windy on the top:

Birthday cake! The candles did all burn at the same time for long enough for M to make a wish.

Birthday boy with his cake and a wishful dog.

Hillsides are purple with heathers in bloom:

Evidence that there are forests in Scotland and, sometimes, even the sun comes out:

Inside the forest – gnomes and fairies should appear any second:

Ben Ledi from Loch Lubnaig. (We’ve walked that ridge! No sun then, but wind, rain and sleet…)

For Shep, days like this are the best. Driving, walking, friends, playing, and returning home in the evening. There was even a sheep-herding show on the way, like it was all planned just for him.

Shep announcing his happiness to the whole world at Loch Lubnaig:

On the drive home, the weather changed back to normal. The Stirling Castle looked so impressive in the approaching storm we stopped for a photo opportunity:

It was a dark, stormy night, when…

The Wallace Monument (that’s Braveheart for us Hollywood-educated) and the Ochil Hills:

And now for something completely different. The above pictures were taken from a fire escape staircase of an empty office building, which provided a nice contrast for the historic castle:

And the greatest traffic sign everest!

Then we got home and went to bed at nine.


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Fringe Sunday

This man kicked saucers and cups in the air, and then caught them on his head – topped off with a spoon, straight in the cup of course.

My favourite of his tricks was ‘the stupid trick’: whacking himself on the head while juggling.

Getting on a tall unicycle is not exactly easy. Poor volunteer.

The saucer, cup and spoon trick, this time on the unicycle. Look him in the eyes, not the nipples.

Daddy’s hopefully earned enough money to feed the family tonight (-Paula)

Audience

More audience

Yee-ha!

The club of adult lego enthusiasts had a stand, proudly exhibiting their greatest achievements. This bloke had built the Forth Rail Bridge. Note M in the background – took a while to get him away…

Pretty lady

Charming Pan

Scary monster

Airy fairy

Intense (Does the guy on the left remind you of anyone…?!)

And of course this had to be done. (Pic by Paula)

Finally, a comment on the festival weather from comedian John Pinette (Metro):

“What I didn’t know when I came here that I had to have ark-building skills. The other day I was walking from Holyrood to the Meadows and got completely drenched. I’ve started collecting two of every animal, just in case.”


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Children in a sweet shop

Saturday was Whisky Fringe. Basically, that’s a big hall, tables all around with people behind and bottles on (and sometimes under, for those in the know) them, and even more people milling around and getting very geeky and excited about whisky. And possibly mildly inebriated.

Preparation is key: loads of yummy greasy food at the Blue Moon Cafe.

Get your tickets checked (sold out in under two days in June), a list of offerings, voting slips, and most importantly your snifter glass. Then go talk to people and ask for whisky.

Old sherried whisky with chocolate:

The gorgeous venue of Mansfield Traquair centre. Originally a church, obviously – I wonder what the original builders would have thought?

My favourite was Edradour Chateau d’Yquem finish – unfortunately that’s £97 per bottle. I was complaining about this ridiculous price while at another table, and naturally a couple of minutes later the guy revealed the whisky I was just tasting would be £212. Always making friends, me.

Thankfully it’s M’s job to talk the whisky folk into giving us free tastings and tours, and so far future seems sweet!

The President, pleased with his networking success.

 Whisky brings blondes together.


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Renewing my faith in people (and penguins)

Metro newspaper today:

‘A Scottish penguin is preparing for a promotion. Nils Olav, who lives at Edinburgh Zoo, is sponsored by the King’s Guards of Norway and is the regiment’s Colonel in Chief. The bird has moved up the ranks each time the troops have appeared at the Edinburgh Military Tattoo. Major Nils Egelien said: “The penguin’s status has been discussed at the highest state level.”‘

‘Nils Olav inspects the His Majesty The King’s Guard of Norway.’ 

(From his last promotion – picture and caption nicked from Norway’s official site).