So, I’m back at university. It’s a most strange universe of its own. All (well, nearly) individuals are extremely friendly and helpful, but as an organization it is hostile and arrogant.
Monday morning I was sitting in class, with about 20 others, waiting for a professor who never turned up. Auntie Linda of course went to the office to inquire, only to have a nice admin person come in, check that the professor is indeed not there, say that he seems to be missing and disappear herself. After half an hour we gave up and left.
Monday afternoon I went to see my new Director of Studies (dear Trevor is away this semester), who had never heard of me. The Senior DOS only has appointments on one afternoon, when I’m supposed to be at work.
Tuesday morning I turned up to an empty lecture theatre at 9am with a few others. A concerned janitor rang the professor, who says the class will start at 10.
When the lecture did start, it turned out that this course will have another lecture every week. There was no mention of this anywhere in the online course information, based on which I made my timetable for work.
Later I went to work, where my (wonderfully flexible) boss asked why I’m not my usual happy self. Well duh, I’ve been trying to go to university.
Apart from informing me I need to do 40 more credits this year than I thought and that I will not be able to take two courses I wanted, the meeting with the Senior DOS cleared everything up and I finally know what I’m supposed to be doing. In the evening I found that my uni IT stuff had started working, and today all teachers showed up.
The title is a spam e-mail I have received twice this week. Appropriate.